Sex and Intimacy: Unwarranted

Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By FML - 02/02/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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Humblebrag

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 06:00

Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

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kbeverly07 1

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:12

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:14

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:23

"OK baby, you win. If you're not happy with lil' Johnny using the front door, perhaps you should send 'im 'round back?"

shadystyle 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 3:32

this made me laugh. why wouldn't you just say they are perfect blah blah blah. ydi

Yvonnee3411 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:49

Way Too Set Yourself Up

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:28

That's a bitchy thing for her to say. Having small boobs doesn't have a negative connotation at least. Next time, you should say that her boobs are perfect, or that they really turn you on, rather than call them small. Girls set you up for these tests that are meant for you to disagree with them, rather than agree. You'll learn (:

cheerluv15 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:17

Well you kinda brought that on yourself

bl0w0ut 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 19:09

you kind of asked for it.

JOD96 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:08

Ill make you feel better. I said to a guy in my class "you jave the ass of a blaxk woman" implying that he had a big ass. He then replied "you have the face of an ugly man"