Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
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kbeverly07 1

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

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perdix 29

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

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Comments

vcolvin 0

I agree!! What is with these dumb asses who think that he actually complimented her?

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saddgurl 0

You don't tell someone that especially during sex and you say that like she didn't already know, your a dumb shit

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mspeacock 6

Hmm. I've never had that problem but she was clearly asking for a compliment at that time, not a comparison

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Tmoney20 3

Implants and extenze... Problems solved!!! Lol....

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marissamay25 3

I comment on my small breast size to my boyfriend aslo, but he just tells me he loves them lol.

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rockinsexychick 5

A small word of advise don't talk about past girls it just makes us think that we aren't good enough. U should have said that they were plenty big enough not too big and not too small but just right. That's what my friend does whenever I say something about how small my boobs are. It works every time ;)

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ty1992_farmlife 12

He should of jus said she looked beautiful and say no more lol itwould have saved his ass and to know she's had bigger

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rockinsexychick 5

Ya because girls are over sensitive and when we r insecure we aren't going to play nice. It's nothing personal just a small insecurity for her I'm sure

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ty1992_farmlife 12

I know all about that, the last gf I had was and I helped her feel better about her breats. I'll jus say that it took awhile for her to let me see them, she went as far as to have sex with a bra for awhile.. I know how insecure girls are

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rockinsexychick 5

Sewers I hope you were sensitive with her girls need extra care

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ty1992_farmlife 12

I was lol I took care of her. She is now realizing that there's a big void in her life after we broke up and no one can fill it so she's thinking of getting back together me.

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rockinsexychick 5

Sewer I hope things go well I just now realized that my bet friend is the one I love I hope things go really well with you guys :D I love it when fairytale becomes reality!

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Thank you, I hope things end like a fairytale too :) I hope things go well with you and your friend too lol

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rockinsexychick 5

Thanks alot ha glad to know there are some people on here who aren't complete ass holes who care about this stuffs :P

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awkward_turtles 1

I really hope you said you've dated GIRLS with smaller breasts rather than actually dating someone's breasts. Otherwise, she probably found that pretty offensive.

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ALQ_fml 13

This is exactly what I thought when I read this. If I were her, I may have made the same reply - not because of the fact that he agreed her breasts were small, but that he demeaned her with the implication that he was dating her breasts.

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