Love, Relatable, Break-ups and Parents: Unwarranted

Unwarranted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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You deserved it 16 144

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 225

You deserved it 5 883

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Cornered

By blarg - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 214

You deserved it 27 876

Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 771

You deserved it 3 236

Never enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 205

You deserved it 3 951

Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 803

You deserved it 2 581

The cycle begins

By seriously? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 134

You deserved it 4 999

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 137

You deserved it 48 223

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 821

Never touch the Xbox

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 933

You deserved it 15 697

metalwolf 17

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:24

Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up, but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.

ydi_4_suking 20

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:14

Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama

Comments

FMLinCA 12

Thursday 27 January 2011 8:56

awesome! this totally made me LOL.

muchagente 5

Thursday 27 January 2011 11:51

nothing can ever come near the warmth and emotional support of your biological family.

MaiDeath 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:36

Hahaa! That really shouldnt be funny...and yet it isnt in a way:/ no I feel bad

ollio412 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:10

awe :(

ollio412 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:14

ppl tht r saying its op faul tht this happened mustve had shitty parents. ur parents should b there whenever u need them and should support u and listen to ur problems

AelaBee 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 19:06

lol this made be laugh!! But it sucks that you got dumped :(

RKD 23

Thursday 27 January 2011 20:00

Sorry to hear, op! Don't worry, you will find someone nice and sorry to hear your mom overreacted, that wasn't a nice thing to do!

Skatejock21 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:14

Sucks that you got dumped. If the guy that dumped you made you cry, let him be, he's not worth your time. Move on, and for future's sake... don't go crying to your mother, or she might say something worse.