Unwarranted

By Varnpike - 18/12/2018 03:00

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Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.

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rickAUS 22

How? I was swapping memes with my gf for a good 4 hours one night and never came close to sending a pic of anything other than what I intended to send.

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Levicicus 6

The pics are all mixed up and together

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jriley4u 17

So you accidentally went into your photos and you accidentally clicked on the photo, then you accidentally went to your texts, then you accidentally typed in a name, then you accidentally hit send? You’re a train wreck waiting to happen, arent ya? Or maybe a big ol fat liar fapping on a bed with a dirty sock.

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kieralumina 30

It sounds more like said junk pic wasn't in a hidden folder like it should be. You don't necessarily have to open the gallery itself to send a photo. You can send from the messenger app directly.

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Lurker1 9

Have you never used a smartphone before? Its super easy to send the wrong photo directly from the messenger apps. That said those kind of photos should be somewhere not so easily found.

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AtomicLondon 8

r/oopsdidntmeanto

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interesting33 36

tell her your username m It made me laugh, maybe it will make her laugh too

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BeefyQueefy 14

Women are so sick of that excuse. Is it so hard to have a phone that doesn't have pictures of your dick on it? FFS

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MitiMiki 16

Why the hell are you saving pictures of your junk on your phone to begin with? Here's a hint... nobody wants to see that! YDI

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404wan 19

yeahhhhhh i had a few memeing exes... your meme folder is separate from your junk folder. you show people your memes on your phone and dont want a dick pic slipped in. this fml should read: today, i was sending memes to a girl and i thought it was a good idea to send a dick pic, she did not, fml.

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WeirdUS 29

This is why you take them with your significant other in mind send it and delete them after. What reason could you have to keep it in your phone? Plus it is 2018 not like this is a new problem.

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Lukr 8

How does one accidentally send a dick pic?

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