Up your game

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

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Arian_fml 0

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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JF4509 0

theres nothing wrong with not having sex a lot if a girl has sex a lotttt with different just then they're probably a hoe and not having sex a lot means less chance of getting diseases

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88sforlife 0

I Guesz Your Not In Such A Good Position To Give Her Advice

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luna4545 4

why is this an FML you should pride yourself on the fact that your not a ***** like your friend and that guys will respect you more and want more than sex..you have room to talk about other girls being loose....she doesn't

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ackumm 0

Your friend is a *****. ditch that bitch.

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Dilwann 27

How about this: she's in a relationship.

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alshclown 0

am I the only one in the world who has respect for that?

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Nlyoder 14

That's not entirely a bad thing. A persons body is a precious and valuable thing.

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gorma191 6

WTF is with these commenters? It doesn't matter whether you're having no sex, tons of sex, or anywhere in between. As long as you're being safe about it (using protection as needed, monitoring your emotional health and how the sex plays into it, etc) and everything is 100% consensual for every participant, IT'S OKAY. Calm the **** down and stop judging other people's sex lives. …That being said, OP: It sucks that you're not getting laid as much as you'd like to be. If it makes you feel better, I haven't gotten laid in a year. LDRs suck. :/ Good luck gettin' some in the future!

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TheNotoriousHGC 15

Danggg there's so much "**** shaming" here. It's just FML, a forum for entertainment and fun so let's just enjoy ourselves and shy away from the name calling and judging. We don't even know the details. Just my opinion. ?

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Rammer3500 23

Unless you are married, its a good thing to not be having sex.

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