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By armywife980 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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smile1992 0

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

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atomicbaboon 0

well played, young grasshoppa.

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atomicbaboon 0

well played, young grasshoppa.

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grdianknight 0

perhaps you should have told him how serious it was and joked about. clever kid though

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger! *flees from bathroom*

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SunDropGirl 0

I have always wondered what would happen if someones kid did that to them... hmm

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lovelyprudence 0

haha TFUNNY!

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IceMetalPunk 2

You know, if I didn't have a 4-year-old nephew, I'd assume the kid just didn't understand the concept. But my nephew's smart enough that I realize the OP's kid understands it perfectly, and is just ******* with his mom because he doesn't want to leave. Depending on the kid's personality, here's what you do: say, "Fine, but I'm leaving without you, then." Walk away (of course, keep a watch on the kid out of the corner of your eye, but make him believe you're leaving him). Keep walking as far as you can without losing sight of him. Either he'll get scared and run after you, or he'll run off to play, at which point you come back and drag his ass out of there :P . -IMP ;) :)

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