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By armywife980 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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smile1992 0

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

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Mr_Darkside 5

well good news is, you taught him well. Bad news is, you may be arrested for being a "child molester".

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chucksonmifeet 0

lmaoo awww evey1 was prbs givin u a dirty look 2 fyl !

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Kevin721_fml 4

maybe he was practicing what you taugh him.

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ericahippiechick 0

you my friend are retarded, don't teach more children to be afraid of strangers and run and scream, "STRANGER DANGER" that's like victim waititng to happen. you SHOULD'VE taught him to be observant and aware. YDI for being a stupid parent and turning children away from society.

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ddot 2

ha, he's a quick learner lol

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samicna 4

I hope you whipped that ass!

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irobert 0

you realize stranger danger is horribly wrong and was disproven over 10 years ago?

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