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By armywife980 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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smile1992 0

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

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brbfappinloudly 0

I just imagine your son running around like a chicken with his jead cut off screaming stranger danger at everyone he looks at

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adelisababby 0

hahahha wow I imagine me doing that... but only if ma ma was being weird

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lulzworthy 3

Maybe you should stop sucking at parenting.

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danny678 0

someone got their ass beat as soon as they got home

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khaya 9

Were you perhaps wearing a cape and a black fedora.

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deviable 9

maybe try teaching him not to go with someone else without permission. then they'll go to you first.

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