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By armywife980 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

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smile1992 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:53

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

Facebiter 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:55

Are you positive that was your son?

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imafail21 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 7:14

lmao! what did you end up doing to fet the kid?!

Pleinair 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:23

Did you whisper in his ear with a light friendly voice (?(?)?)?

militarybrat 21

Monday 30 September 2013 4:03

YDI. stranger danger isnt taught anymore, hasnt been for awhile. Because technically teachers, police officers, military members, and anyone else who could potentially help them is a stranger.

dreamweaver1227 11

Friday 14 March 2014 20:44

Oh my. The stares and the hot embarrassment. I couldn't imagine.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 17 October 2014 2:59

My parents just told me not to go anywhere with strangers and I knew they wouldn't send someone I didn't know to pick me up.

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