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By armywife980 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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smile1992 0

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

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FlipperDolphin 2

I like this kid! I wish I'd thought to do that when I was his age!

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mellyYaYo 0

well at least he got it half right. made me giggle soooooo

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titopei 0

as Demetri Martin said it, "Dont talk to strangers.... unless you want to meet people"

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kennie17 0

I heard that one. Love Demetri Martin

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MurphyS94 4

Well you obviously didn't explain it very well...

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EvilDave 13

Stranger danger is a joke. The real danger is from parent, friends of parents, teachers, coaches, and other who work with kids.

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ADub55 0

"I'm not a pervert! I'm just looking for a Turboman doll!"

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ChibiGirl5 0

lol what did you tell him. You should have said that people he doesn't know are strangers or maybe he was just being difficult little boys can be like that sometimes I would know I'm a preschool teacher

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chosha_fml 26

To the people saying that kids are more likely to be harmed/molested by someone they know, yes that's true. But that's another conversation parents need to have with their kids (about how no-one has the right to touch them, etc). It doesn't mean they shouldn't also teach them not to talk to or go somewhere with strangers.

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kennie17 0

Too bad that when I was young all they knew about was stranger danger. My parents/teachers never even mentioned someone you knew.

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