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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
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Einstein714 0

what a bitch! move on you're better without her

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fml2102008 1

well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!

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angorashi 0

#10 fails for a completely unrelated movie quote. And now, you steal her dogs and mske sure they end up at the animal shelter- make her pay the adoption fees >:D

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fml2102008 1

well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!

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ilive4fml 0

wow, wat an asshole ur better off!

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scottdrewstewart 0

How unfortunate. You should sneak the dogs some laxatives.

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k10tree 0

I think it's cool that you stayed with the dogs so they wouldn't get lonely though!

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umeko11 0

That really stinks. Next time, pick a better girlfriend.

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nattylight 0

# 1 is a douchepon. a mixture of douche and nasty tampon.

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