Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
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hazri 0

You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

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EMR_fml 0

"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.

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yellowberri 0

hahah that sucks

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smoeguy159 0

go to http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1757244

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b182link 0

"but in order to be cool" ohh yess that works..

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Randen_fml 0

anytime I see "trying to be cool" it's an immediate YDI

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mkmtrumpeter 0

Hmmm... hopefully you're not a horrific singer :D

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Sorrel 0

Pretending not to notice someone isn't cool, it is a dick thing to do. And honestly how hard could it have been to smile at him, or to not default to singing without music?

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swooshq 0

I know! I hate these FMLs where people pretend not to notice their crush/cute person and just end up looking like a douchebag because of what they did while playing hard to get.

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deaththekid_fml 0

busted. but you do not gain anything by doing that

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chimmy 0

agreed... who thinks its "cool" to be singing passionately in the car? ydi

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NDnation44 0

thank-you. since when is it cool to sing in the car by yourself?

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hazri 0

You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

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bobbetter 0

Well said. Thank wasn't being cool, that was a girl never getting into a serious relationship then later in life asking God why no one ever takes her seriously.

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ZuRG_fml 7

#7, I disagree. There's a difference between "dancing the dance savvy-like" and "acting uninterested and dismissive, figuring the guy will read your mind." Who hits on a woman who acts like she's 100% not interested? Creepers and assholes. OP, does this explain some trends...?

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diet_otaku 0

absolutely. everybody needs to quit playing these stupid ******* mind games and just let someone know you're interested.

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Jehanne_fml 0

I'm in total agreement with #52. Do you really want to make creepiness a prerequisite for getting your attention?

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EMR_fml 0

"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.

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DrAwesome 6

Wow, uhh... YDI. IF you REALLY wanted to impress him, bump some Barry Manilow and sing to that. He'll purr like a manatee, trust me.

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Amphysvena 11

I think you mean walrus.

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ashole1990 10

im pretty sure they only purr like a walrus when you shave their back ;]

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DrAwesome 6

Well, I've never heard a walrus purr, but my pet manatee purrs all the time. Her name is Snuggles. :D

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