Dogs and Love: Used

Used

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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Einstein714 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

what a bitch! move on you're better without her

fml2102008 1

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:57

well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!

Comments

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:39

This one goes in favorites~ Complete FYL

aero_man 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:50

What a bitch, you can do better

pokerface867 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:18

thats so messed up =[ what a ******* bitch man

xohmegeeitsasia 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:25

What a bitch. Get back at her somehow. Should've given her dog something to cause it to diahrea all over her house.

utdftw 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:35

wow, you're pretty pathetic

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:49

J don't know why is everyone hating on #1. By tool, he meant that he got used. I agree with the people that say, **** her bff

AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:36

Yeah, I didn't get it either. Maybe we're missing something? Or maybe the people who are hating on number one are the ones who wished they had gotten there first? **** if I know. But yeah, OP, this really sucks. Find a better girl. I know it's hard, but it will happen.

lovelikewar 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:15

wow that sucks. she's a ...bitch... yeah i can't really think of a better word for it.

lakeylove 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:44

chocate can be poison. many human foods are like poison to dogs/cats.

lovely997 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:54

What a Clever girl .

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:10

Sucks... D: But at least, you're a great guy and she's a bitch. In the scale of life, you're the one who wins. You'll eventually find someone who deserves you instead of a s*** like her.