Dogs and Love: Used

Used

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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Einstein714 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

what a bitch! move on you're better without her

fml2102008 1

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:57

well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!

Comments

IamSpartacus 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:45

I think this comic strip shows you what you should have done: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1481/

shnibz101 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:46

I don't get how this is an fml and I don't get what this even meens more what this fml is saposed to say I don't understand it

jbchica 7

Sunday 18 December 2011 23:17

It's an fml because his girlfriend broke up with him after using him to feed her dogs. And seriously, learn how to spell.

formosus 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:54

Oh, that's cold.

Mulada 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:27

That's terrible. I hope her dogs bite her jugular.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:31

Chocolate doesn't kill my dog. Milk chocolate, anyways. My English Lab got into my brothers Easter basket. Aside from some awful gas, she was fine. I heard dark chocolate can severely damage their livers, though. So just not dark chocolate :D or try a laxative :P

Asdas_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:03

http://tinyurl.com/nf6gkh It's other chocolates than dark too, dogs just need to eat more of the other ones.

CynicComedian 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:40

I won't use the bitch pun, so I'll just say she's a ****. Don't hurt her dogs though, that's even worse and they didn't do anything to you. **** her BFF as suggested before, or better yet, do her mom.