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By Anna - 06/07/2011 06:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 196
You deserved it 11 690
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maskedman 9

This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?

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austinkiser 3

should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"

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Comments

warsha 0

block and remove them both!! shame on them

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warsha 0

correction: block and remove ur ex!! tell ur bf to wait him up after your ex is done working. lets see how he blows :)

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Livinia 11

I suggest that you ask your boyfriend to delete that post off his wall, and maybe even to de-friend your ex. Then later on you can prove the post wrong.

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gtwerd 0

I'm thinking a good boyfriend could have fixed that easily with a comment like "Oh yeah she told me about you.. the little guy." or something similar.

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fucentarmal 1

well, do you? i mean there isn't really any shame in it. a good patient lover will help you learn the ins and outs, and all of the ways around, this sensitive matter. i really can't say you deserve it, i would blame the persons who acccepted said blow jobs, with out complaint, and never spoke up, or offered remedy.

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Vash_41288 10

I actually agree with you, communication is key, both physically and emotionally

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DjeePee 24

'i mean there isn't really any shame in it.' But it is when it's posted on Facebook, where all her friends and family (maybe even her parents) can read it. You talk about these things in private, with as purpose to make your partner better in it. It's so damn immature to post things like this on Facebook to 'get revenge' on your ex.

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jtcballoon 0

maybe they never accepted it, maybe they were rape blown

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barlessprison 16

Take your pick. The immature way: Reply with "Well, it's hard to give good blow jobs since you didn't have much to work with." The mature way: Just leave it. He's clearly bitter and your current boyfriend has not complained so who cares, right?

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Livinia 11

Personally, I'd go with the immature way :P.

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Alexunited1212 2

Personally, I would find a way to suck my own dick and leave her to deal with the handies.

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SoSeductress 0

Immature way!!!

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spartan522114 0

That's because you are pitiful teenage girls.

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larisonr 4

Let's be fair here. Maybe, just maybe, she really is bad at giving head, and being the good friend to OP's current boyfriend, that he is, was just letting dude know. Now given that chance that the ex is well hung, I see no reason to slander this mans penis for being friendly. Don't lie, it's wrong!

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sarcasmismyno1 22

Even if all that were true, it's still no reason to post that on FB

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samanthanicolee 0

does your boyfriend agree with your ex?

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jobsman99 0

practice practice practice. you will get better. if you enjoy sucking **** then you will be better at it.

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charlybarly 0

I'm sure this will all blow over

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wellinever 5

If he gets there then trust me, it was right on the money. Your ex is just being a prat.

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a_nutritionist 10

totally right, guys never finish unless stimulated properly, right? thats why we never hear of premature ejaculation or even erotic dreams...

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tona01 16

well yeah, but we don't have to like it. Our body may get so stimulated, that we finish, but conciously we are not liking it

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musicanonymus 0

at least you give blow jobs, I know some girls who downright refuse. :3 ex. my brothers ex, who's 30...

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