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By Anna - 06/07/2011 06:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
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maskedman 9

This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?

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austinkiser 3

should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"

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Comments

sophiagotswag 0

Practice makes perfect? You should tell your current boyfriend to delete the post and then move on with your lives.

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RyanMacVey 17

haha ive never had a bad ******* in my life... ive also never had a good one *sigh* :S

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theschmidt108 0

maybe you shouldnt suck at it then! haha jk bra. but really..

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Enigmax2514 7

take revenge by comparing his small dick with your boyfriend's, especially on his currend gf's page. always works on petty lowlifes like him

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freakguy455 0

You just need more practice, ask him to tell you what feels good...

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TalkinSmack 6

well, now u know!

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tsume24 3

my ex boyfriend did something similar to this - after he dumped me because I was "too fat", he told like 3 consecutive guys I dated that I was terrible at fellatio/sex in general. funny he'd say that considering when we were together, I was "the best" at everything. my point is, your ex just has a jealousy stick up his ass and clearly needs to move on a lot quicker than you do.

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freebirdbanjo 1

look guys say that to make the current partner feel good. if you've been in more than one relationship you should know that by now. each girl is the best. that's why you never take your boyfriend shopping. don't trust your boo's advice on stuff like that

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tsume24 3

so, 195, you're telling me that both I and OP should believe we suck at something like that (no pun intended.) just because guys have a habit of telling all their girls that they're the best (which isn't always true)? FYI, that same ex of mine actually tells his girlfriends/love interests who they're better/worse than because he's just a douche bag. and, like quite a few people have suggested for OP, I've proven my ex wrong with my current boyfriend. (; so yeah. I know guys like to tell all their girlfriends that they're the best, but that doesn't make it right to turn around and tell everyone she sucks just cuz they broke up.

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tsume24 3

also, I like taking my boyfriend shopping. when he tells me something will look good or bad on me, I trust his judgment. I don't know why you're assuming every guy on the planet is 100% identical.

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