Vanilla Ice

By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML
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Vitualamen 11

Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!

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Wizardo 33

If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.

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pdp_fml 21

That is a big "fail" in my book. He should try and opening line of "Hi, how are you?"

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EnterSandman_fml 20

"I made eye contact with you. Hey, mini me needs love too. So come on bitch lets screw." Yeah, I'm no rapper. My rhymes belong in the crapper.

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Enslaved 36

"Rap" it before you tap it. What? I'm doing it wrong?

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aimeecuria 9

I cant be the only one who first read it as 'raping me'...?

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's rape at dick point.

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TheRealPitBoss 17

Kids these days think that's how you pick up a lady! Lost generation!

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alwaysmalia 12

Well maybe he was just trying to be friendly

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NatalieOntheTram 11

"Hey there, sexy chick, I'm real fly, you real slick Imma rap at you, point at my dick It ain't no trick, it's really thick Yo boi, this rhyme is siiiiick" SWAG#YOLO I imagine it went something like that?

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