Love, Music, Awkward and Harassment: Vanilla Ice - FML

Vanilla Ice

By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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Vitualamen 11

Friday 23 August 2013 11:51

Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!

Wizardo 33

Friday 23 August 2013 12:04

If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.

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Racy 1

Friday 23 August 2013 21:13

Stupid Niggers

ViviMage 39

Friday 23 August 2013 21:21

Rapper, meet Peppa Sprai. Kthanxbi! Wow, what a dingdong.....

operator47 10

Friday 23 August 2013 21:57

Ahhh....romance.

Smoxxii 17

Friday 23 August 2013 22:43

And, that ladies and gents, is one of methods you should not try to use to pick up girls.

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 24 August 2013 0:52

Did he have e-rap-tile disfunction?

SavannahSunshine 26

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:04

How could you not have loved that??? I would totally be uncomfortable at first but eventually start laughing haha I wonder if he was like "flirting" or was just awesome

Cadillac4427 8

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:05

hmmmm.... I thought rapping and pointing at your dick went together

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:27

This is the most ******* hilarious FML I've seen in a long time

TripleX7700 3

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:43

Went somethin like 'GIRL, I know you WANT DIS DEH', right?

lola1313 9

Saturday 24 August 2013 5:08

Was it the dick in the box song?!?!?! Lol

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