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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Top comments

Epsilonyx 15

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

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Comments

CraneTG 0

Yea I'm guessing those kinky pics will be hitting the internet any time soon now! ;)

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cj7jeep 1

#38..what is it like to have no soul?

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TheBeanieChic 1

Beat the shit out of them then take there Microwave.

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Newyorkgiants 0

aha turn the service off..that'd make since lol

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tweetbaby14 18

Too bad your comment doesn't make cents... I mean since... D'oh!

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web124 6

Too bad your reply doesn't make sense... I mean cents... D'oh!

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web124 6

Too bad your reply doesn't make sense... I mean cents... D'oh!

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tweetbaby14 18

I meant to do that, dumbass. Cents and sense are homonyms herp derp. Do you know what a homonym is, or must I explain that too? And I threw in since because that's what they put.

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MisterMuffinz 13

Keep calling. Each time with a different line from a horror movie. 8)

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xjxdigityxdogx 0

I wonder if its the same guy who posted on here saying he found a phone and didn't want to give it up. that would be pretty funny.

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jose18 3

Have him/her arrested that's stealing

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ILEUX 3

Were you the one that lost the iPhone, called it and heard it ring?

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