Smartphone, Cops and Miscellaneous: Vibe check - FML

Vibe check

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 770

You deserved it 3 565

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Top comments

Epsilonyx 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:43

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

lemonkittens 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:42

Lay their ass out!

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CraneTG 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:14

Yea I'm guessing those kinky pics will be hitting the internet any time soon now! ;)

Dcm210 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:15

report them for theft.

cj7jeep 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:04

#38..what is it like to have no soul?

TheBeanieChic 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:26

Beat the shit out of them then take there Microwave.

ilovewafflez4313 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:29

Beat 'em up

Brainnnnz 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:32

Contact the authorities.

Newyorkgiants 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:35

aha turn the service off..that'd make since lol

tweetbaby14 18

Sunday 30 October 2011 3:37

Too bad your comment doesn't make cents... I mean since... D'oh!

web124 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:35

Too bad your reply doesn't make sense... I mean cents... D'oh!

web124 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:37

Too bad your reply doesn't make sense... I mean cents... D'oh!

capini 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:55

You mean sense!

tweetbaby14 18

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:43

I meant to do that, dumbass. Cents and sense are homonyms herp derp. Do you know what a homonym is, or must I explain that too? And I threw in since because that's what they put.

MisterMuffinz 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:37

Keep calling. Each time with a different line from a horror movie. 8)

xjxdigityxdogx 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:48

I wonder if its the same guy who posted on here saying he found a phone and didn't want to give it up. that would be pretty funny.

jose18 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:57

Have him/her arrested that's stealing

ILEUX 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:07

Were you the one that lost the iPhone, called it and heard it ring?

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