Smartphone, Cops and Miscellaneous: Vibe check

Vibe check

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:43

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

lemonkittens 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:42

Lay their ass out!

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KhronicSmoke 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 3:40

you deserve it if you let them get away with this.

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:11

??...what, are they holding it over your head?..go get your damn phone back!

ppl2ppl 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:12

I agree with #2, call the damn cops already, have them track your phone and then bitch slap the guy who won't give it back to you, problem solved :P

Glockinator 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:30

It's a nice phone. Can't be mad at me for keeping it

qtips402 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:49

Thats why you buy an LG ;)

qtips402 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:51

That's why you buy an LG!

perdix 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:29

Maybe after the movie they'll give it back. YDI for talking right in the middle of the show.

hannahlovesyouu 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:32

Fun times.

lilly98ish 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:33

Go to police

MissBBGoodGirl 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:02

By chance from an fml posted the other day, was it an iPhone?! fyl

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