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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

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MwahFMLS 6

There's an app for that..?

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hamncheeseinit 6

You look like that chick I banged at bvj!! Are u?

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MisterEx 28

Well, he can keep it. It's a free country.

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e077 15

Then i hope I find something of yours.

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P374RD3D 9

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML An FML within an FML

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tweetbaby14 18

Well not to assume, but there's a 96 in her name and if that is the year she was born that'd make her about.... 14 or 15, so if you had sex with her, you're ******.

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Pmm368 5

I wonder if this FML has to do with the one where a person took a lost iPhone.

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hobojo69 23

Hey I think he was on here a couple days ago saying how it went off in his pocket when he told u no one found it, I suggest pimp slap and castration! :) but don't worry everyone was yelling at his ass and being really mean but hay he diserved it

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lisha88 1

That happened to me and they tried to sale me back my own phone

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chrisa7x6661 0

why don't you trace your phone

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