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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 770
You deserved it 3 565

Top comments

Epsilonyx 15

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

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FMLinNMI 0

report the damn phone as stolen and be done with it. it's even okay to make it easy on the arresting officer and tell them who stole it. duh!

leadman1989 15

Some girl tried to pick pocket my phone she thought I didn't see or feel her but my pockets are cut out so she got a fist full of dick!

penguinjenni 0

Lol same thing happened to this guy at work today :O maybe its the same person :P

Block the handset using the IMEI number...they wont want it then

Not always.. After some jailbreakings it wont help