Smartphone, Cops and Miscellaneous: Vibe check

Vibe check

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:43

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

lemonkittens 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:42

Lay their ass out!

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FMLinNMI 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:15

report the damn phone as stolen and be done with it. it's even okay to make it easy on the arresting officer and tell them who stole it. duh!

leadman1989 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:18

Some girl tried to pick pocket my phone she thought I didn't see or feel her but my pockets are cut out so she got a fist full of dick!

penguinjenni 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:53

Lol same thing happened to this guy at work today :O maybe its the same person :P

NunButSteez 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:08

Lol!

LennyComa 39

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:51

Block the handset using the IMEI number...they wont want it then

guccistyle 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:33

Not always.. After some jailbreakings it wont help

MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:17

Send them my way

guccistyle 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:31

Hehe... Nice one, ur life sucks.

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:39

Haha "Fight me?"

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:43

Baby come back! :)

thephilosopher 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:07

3 lol

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