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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Top comments

Epsilonyx 15

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

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Comments

tmoneysly 7

Like u said before u lost it report it stolen and it can't be used grow up

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burro_fml 6

track 'em down and kick their ass! -burro

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burro_fml 6

Losing a phone is like losing a child, but an extremely gifted one that is....

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mandilator 5

Ask them what party they are going to for halloween, then kill them and wear their face as your halloween costume! And don't forget your phone there!!

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Savra_fml 17

And some people are just *****. Thieving ***** to be precise.

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varkey 7

contact the police. FYL

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IntoTheClouds 42

You must be a victim of that asshole OP who thought he could get away with stealing an iPhone

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hateevryone 14

get it cut off so they wont use it.

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