Vicariously

By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

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Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
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Jmido 0

Make a threesome, problem solved. Or you can go out and find a gf.

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MadVlrus 1

Just tell him to keep the noise down if it bothers you... if they are being too noisy then they are being too noisy... what ever the reason is.

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perdix 29

If the walls are so thin, why don't you cut a glory hole in it and help out your housemate when his girl is OTR?

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mrollg 0

haha #14 such a good idea..you'd never know if it was the roomate though lol!

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perdix 29

Isn't it the uncertainty that makes it glorious?

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omghehehe 0

exhausted from holding ur breath? did u have some "me time" too ;)

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GregoryZero 0

You deserve it for not telling them to shut the **** up.

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irockish 0

go to a club or something

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kukopia 0

You'd be closer to having sex if you fantasized about being with them.

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ellysa_fml 0

go yell at them. and then if they don't stop just join in. unless your ugly.

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Zwink 0

your a chick, you can easily go get laid, if you were a guy i would understand. go out and have some fun ;)

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