By really_dad? - 17/08/2017 13:00

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Today, I came out to my parents. After we had a talk about them accepting me, my dad said, "Now get out of here you little duck sucker." FML
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xoxoblondee 31

duck him. you just need to cut goose and let yourself free. don't let him be Robin anything from you. don't be emu about it!

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Ashamed_Sister 60

This doesn't sound like the acceptance of duck sucking.

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joeyl2008 29

It is wrong to suck duck

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Ashamed_Sister 60

This doesn't sound like the acceptance of duck sucking.

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xoxoblondee 31

duck him. you just need to cut goose and let yourself free. don't let him be Robin anything from you. don't be emu about it!

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RichardPencil 30

Don’t tell him of your three-way with Daffy and Donald. Af-laaaaaccc!

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dharmaint 15

I'm the only one to think it was cute how he reacted

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GhostFox 33

Considering that rejection by family after coming out as LGBT+ can be highly traumatic, even if done in a "joking" way, I doubt many people will find it amusing or cute. Especially since most people who "joke" about rejecting people that are LGBT+ genuinely feel that way on some level.

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afallingstar 22

Nothing is cute about being rejected because of who you love, especially when it's your parents who should love you unconditionally.

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Glowworm56 26

Yeah, since the FML states that his parents are okay with him coming out to them, I think dad was just trying to be funny.

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afallingstar 22

Before anyone gives me shit. I had misread the FML. Still not cool to make jokes about a serious situation.

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dharmaint 15

Glowworm understood it. They accepted it they didn't reject it. Family tease one another. That's all

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Talented73 54

They probably already knew you were a duck sucker when they saw the feathers in your mouth.

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RichardPencil 30

And all these years when you said you preferred drake, your family assumed you meant the Canadian rapper.

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