Wanker

By oops - 09/02/2009 05:12 - United States

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Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML
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FML_x2 0

Your mom does the five knuckle shuffle too? O_o

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xsydbabyx 0

Sicko?! What the hell? Whas wrong with masturbating? Oh yea but seriously, lock the door.

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Cjw1220 0

I live in kentucky up untill 10/1/10.

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Hamii_X 0

Um..isn't the 5 knuckle shuffle the move john cena does??

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Thegingerninja 5

Yeah, my 8 year old bro was doing the wwe move and said to us "I'm doing the 5 knuckle shuffle" :S

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CakeBaker11 0

how old are you four? it's natural to do that, and if you don't you probably have a whole lot of pent up stress it's unhealthy. haha sicko

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fromthesuck 8

yes it is natural and i'm sure he knows that. but i'm pretty sure he doesn't need his mom catching him and telling him it is. and he most certainly doesn't need the image of her doing it seared into his brain

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FFUU 0

If you get caught masturbating, look em in the eyes and finish!

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viperviperviper 0

the five knuckle shuffle. it's ok to say **********

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