Wankers

By Anonymous - 23/08/2016 08:38

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Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off, so he decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying, "If God doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML
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latenerd 11

Sorry you both got grounded OP, but that was hysterical! I don't blame you for laughing. Your dad is wrong to try to shame both of you for something normal.

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lambda_fml 40

Your brother deserves it for getting caught.

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worldclassrager 39

Guidance for well...I'll just leave it at that...

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donb23 23

I am "religious" but my opinion is better to 'spill your seed" then to get a girl pregnant. Enjoy your youth and good feelings that God gave you.

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edward_cooper 10

dude to get a girl prego you gota get a girl first and you cant do that if the prob is your face. so stfu

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lovely234_fml 16

Please tell your brother that I am giving him a high five, because that response was badass.

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hunt3009 16

Honestly you deserved to get grounded... Even if you disagree with your dad, he was trying to give you a serious speech, and it probably made him angry that you started laughing, because he took it to mean you didn't care.

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xrayspecs 6

Yeah, I actually laughed out loud at that! Brilliant response! Shame you got grounded, but hey, at least your brother knows how he'll kill the time!

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edmunson 22

If God didn't want you to jerk off he would have given you T-Rex arms!

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