Wanking in the New Year

By Lonesome - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bossier City

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Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML
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Llamacod 11

The best way to start out any New Years is with an ******

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gracehi 31

Good idea, but trust me: It's a lot more fun with a friend. ;)

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domolovesyoshi 33

he said he didn't have any, this FML is about how lonely he is.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Careful. You'll develop a fetish for countdowns. Before you know it you'll be sneaking into rocket launch control rooms. It's not too late to save yourself.

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adam3650 12

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if he watched the show countdown.

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arandomusernameaa 20

his dick would look like a wrinkly Patrick (from spongebob) by the end of the show...

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jloko16 11

He will start masturbating to the countdown of his microwave

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perdix 29

So? How close did you cum? To the stroke of midnight, that is. I guess your auld acquaintances have been forgot.

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Nickb55 16

Those are all New Years Babies!

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beaverteaser 16

that's a good way to ring in the new year

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CrazyMelvin 14

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#24 what are you 12? I see nothing gross about pleasing yourself, if you don't know how to please yourself then how do you expect anyone else to be able to.

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twelve_oh_seven 11

I agree with 46

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