Wanking in the New Year

By Lonesome - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bossier City

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Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 799
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Same thing different taste

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Llamacod 11

The best way to start out any New Years is with an ******

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lmaoo!! omg I'm dieing.... that is so to funny I'm sorry

noonenoeone 22

Umm, what? Between the spelling error, the extra word, and the apology I have no idea what you were attempting to say or why...

Hahah at least it's a memorable start to your new year

Hopefully next year you can try to do it again with a partner! Sounds like a little more fun to me!

There's no better start to a new year than a handful of sperm.

an3ph 20

Now I can't wait for next New Years.

I don't even find this remotely sad, unless you came early OP you are living the dream

I have a question: does anybody know why it is called "come"? I am actually curious about this.

DavidKnows 11

Ok....why is it called cum?