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By themildthings - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so shit. FML
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perdix 29

Face it, a German degree from the University of Phoenix isn't going to get you far anyways. They should have sent you to a place where you could dazzle them with your mad German skillz, like Antarctica. Penguins love guttural languages.

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adolf_bonaparte 0

you should try and speak your first language first

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

should have got Rosetta stone...

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ngyh 0

there goes your confidence of attaining fluent german..... FYL

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

lol. ich glaube das nicht! (not sure if that's right, only a third year HS German student)

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rallets 22

YDI for saying "whilst" :P

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TheOriginalKyrs 0

25 - I took Rosetta stone for Spanish, and it sucked. I did so much better in a normal class. But I guess it's all a matter of how you learn.

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cbhockey 5

well in germany the kids learn how to speak english when they are in first grade

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cristy91 33

Depending on where you are in Germany, they may speak a different dialect. I lived there for a bit and if you travel a couple hours in any direction, you've entered another region

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blo0_starZz 0

*saukrel ^-^ means (beeeeep) ;) BRING THE POPTARTS, OH FREAKS! rawr )':

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

"saukrel" doesn't mean anything, it's not a word, at least not a german or english one.

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QueenofKhaosity 2

I think they meant "saukerl". That's a word.

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britasif27 5

maybe you should take a german speaking class.

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perdix 29

Face it, a German degree from the University of Phoenix isn't going to get you far anyways. They should have sent you to a place where you could dazzle them with your mad German skillz, like Antarctica. Penguins love guttural languages.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

hahahah You're working toward your degree. You know text book German. It probably us terrible.

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lickmyjock 0

And you're still working on English I see...

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