Weird, Neighbours and Cops: Waste of time

Waste of time

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Palm City

Today, at around 11 p.m., the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML

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You deserved it 1 624

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML

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You deserved it 1 570

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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You deserved it 1 791

Troublemaker

By RIP - 08/11/2019 08:00 - United States - Lambertville

Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML

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You deserved it 158

By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By triple l - 15/10/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

By pianoplayer - 22/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

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You deserved it 2 843

By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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You deserved it 30 377

By Noname - 17/03/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 876

By ari - 17/06/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 023

Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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You deserved it 2 825

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 3 October 2012 8:58

This warrented police to take action?

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 3 October 2012 8:59

I would hate to be that cop. All I would be thinking is: "**** my life- this is what I went to the police academy for?"

Comments

vespergreen 17

Wednesday 3 October 2012 18:50

One day stupid people are gonna rule the world. P.S this gotta be one of my favourite FMLs ever.

desertlovebird 11

Wednesday 3 October 2012 20:06

Grumpy old men or what....

RoBi1475 0

Wednesday 3 October 2012 22:17

Yep i can't get my remote to work on my TV with out holding it just right from 6 feet away on my couch, but sure you can change the channel from across the yard and through walls and shit. That make a lot of sense.

Kristoffer 35

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:56

Don't they have better things to do than to investigate the ravings of crazy people?

thebassplayer88 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 7:37

Great use of their time

Shuffle314159 3

Thursday 4 October 2012 16:31

I've done that before... My friend just couldn't figure out why his TV kept switching to Food Network. Next off: Playboy channel!

AgentTaco 6

Friday 5 October 2012 7:39

I feel like your neighbor is quite paranoid.

ALBrooks14 2

Friday 5 October 2012 17:18

Sounds like my crappy little town. Break the law no big deal but stupid crap is fair game

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:17

Stupid people everywhere.

gardenwhipped3 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:24

Officer, well all i can say is it sucks to be you, my neighbors must be total freaking morons, and this voluntary encounter is a waste of my time, have a nice day, now please get off my lawn before I file a complaint with the department for wasting my tax dollars on stupid crap like this.