Wasted

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 952
You deserved it 4 765

Same thing different taste

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bigtaytay 13

You should have dumped water all over them and told them they were in the splash zone

I think it's really sad that people see "underage drinking" as this horrible thing. Guess what, drinking to get drunk in general is bad whether you're 16, 21, or 40, and THAT's what's wrong with people. And it doesn't do any harm to have a drink with family, that's just silly. With your logic, I hope YOU never have kids.

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fml1365 30

That's just my opinion though

fml1365 30

And @56 I never knew you could drink, even in your home if you were younger. Huh.

And you were just too polite to say : and you kind folks look like you are getting loosened up enough to lend me some money for doughnuts.

You could have snuck drinks. I always do that behind my parents' backs at family dinners, as long as you don't make it obvious to everyone else that you're not supposed to be doing it. They will most likely not mention it to your folks and if they do, who cares? They're not going to stay mad at you for being a teenager.

at that point i wouldve joined them..underage or not