Wasted

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
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bigtaytay 13

You should have dumped water all over them and told them they were in the splash zone

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XxDevilxXGt 26

I think it's really sad that people see "underage drinking" as this horrible thing. Guess what, drinking to get drunk in general is bad whether you're 16, 21, or 40, and THAT's what's wrong with people. And it doesn't do any harm to have a drink with family, that's just silly. With your logic, I hope YOU never have kids.

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mollismallz 7

That's when I would have grabbed a bottle for myself....or two lol

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szymonrules 10

This is funny because I'm going to SeaWorld today to see Shamu... Hey! I see you! Haha! In all seriousness you should've spat on them and said "boys and girls, please watch out for the splash zone!" Haha

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szymonrules 10

Oops, I wasn't thinking straight, I meant splashed water on them! -.-

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buckdharma 37

I am attracted to whales. They are killer.

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CatieC 5

Don't take them seriously I'm sure they didn't mean What they said.

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Zebediabolical 39

I think we need to see pics so we can draw our own conclusions.

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abekj52 9

Why did you have to sit there? Did they tie you down? What about when you needed to use the bathroom? Were you still unable to move?

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SuperDanielNL 23

Should have stolen some booze to make your evening more tolerable...

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thatgirlincali 13

I don't know where your from in the U.S. But where I'm from its legal to drink in your own home as long as your parents are there.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How old are you exactly?

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