Intimacy: We all do it. Don't we?

We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By GroosedOut - 20/08/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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AAaaaaaah!

By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML

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By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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christa953 12

Monday 30 August 2010 16:03

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

nuts_in_your_fac 1

Monday 30 August 2010 16:04

That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.

Comments

ItsJustMe17 9

Monday 3 January 2011 4:26

some girls could do that to make sure theres no blood down there. sometimes we feel like we can smell the blood. maybe that's her way of checking? :/

sara8866 8

Sunday 16 January 2011 5:00

There is nothing wrong with what she did at all maybe she thought she had an infection that is no reason to dump her!!!!!!

Krystal1029 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:16

Ive seen guys do worse. Calm down...

phink_fml 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:02

scratch and sniff!

elephantday12 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:35

DUMP HER that's ******.

clumsylittleme 11

Friday 27 May 2011 20:22

EWWW! That is absolutely disgusting!

Neonazi 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:43

De ******* licious :) shes a keeper

Airborn0280 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:27

She's a keeper

xXDiabolicXx 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:37

.....is she black?

MrIncredibleSME 3

Friday 18 November 2011 8:30

... use your imagination.

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