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By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 25/02/2013 19:47 - France - Montpellier

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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Get out

By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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My turn

By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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Taxi Girl

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 13:30

Today, I became one of those women who gave birth in a taxi. I used to laugh at those stories, because I couldn’t believe they would be so unprepared that they couldn’t get to the hospital first. Oh and I had to get a taxi because my husband had been watching football and was too drunk to drive. FML

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You deserved it 352

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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TehEpicBlack 20

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:28

Maybe you could continue the pattern and give birth to your next child in the cafeteria or somewhere.

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:28

You've got your work cut out for you to top it next time.

Comments

alwayswinning123 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:31

You just don't have luck when it comes to giving birth

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:31

I spent 2 minutes trying to read the name. My brain...it hurts.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:36

"La prochaine fois je reste a la maison." It means, "Next time, I'll just stay home."

LarryLaDouche 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:52

KNOWLEDGE DROPPED! OH SON MY CEREBRAL CORTEX IS SO STIMULATED MY BRAIN STEM IS SPEWING SYNAPSES TO ALL OPERATING PARTS OF MY BODY!!

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:59

Oops, how insensitive of me. I always forget to add a trigger warning to these things. I'll try to be more careful next time.

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:02

Merci Sirin!

LarryLaDouche 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:10

Muchos thank you.

Brssps 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 12:02

41- muchos gracias

ericb982 8

Sunday 30 March 2014 7:26

#105 por favor **** off

LarryLaDouche 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:32

Now you need to have one in the car on the way to the hospital. Cover all the spaces between your home and the hospital room XD

WonkeyDonkey 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 21:55

I was thinking a bus or train so she can freak a few more members of the public out LOL

Goumbush 4

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:32

Congratulations

kimee21_fml 15

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:35

J'adore ton nom OP! Haha :)

medichick 5

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:36

Wow you have some fast labors!! Every woman envies you right now lol.

GraceyGirl523 9

Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:01

My mothers was one hour and forty minutes for me :) from water breaking to baby crying xD

sykokitti 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 7:29

I don't envy her at all, sorry OP but it sounds like you have a huge cooter hole

mommy2cassidy 18

Tuesday 23 December 2014 7:42

Uh no #155 you are so wrong. That has nothing to do with it.

juliaannw 11

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:39

Kids have have horrible timing.

maddygirl820 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:40

You're like a legend around there OP

SWC_Penguin 17

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:46

Next time aim for something that will make the local news. Like at someone's wedding or at a city council meeting. Raising the bar isn't easy, but I have faith in you!

outoftown 26

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:33

Better yet, next time tell local reporters and the hospital president's office your story by, say, month 8. I expect you'll get an acutal room early... very early. (And congrats!)