Lonely, Stalker, Awkward and Love: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By thammer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Green Bay

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended was the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

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You deserved it 4 865

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mwrc8man94 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:53

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

akallaan 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:53

Maybe it is meant to be?

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Birdie_Sage 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:19

How about getting to know him a little more? Give it a try!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:25

There definitely can be some creepers on dating websites. However, there are some good guys too. I met my boyfriend of 2 years on OKcupid. Don't give up yet, OP! Is there perhaps a way to block your stalker from viewing your profile/messaging you?

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:33

That means you're perfect for each other! :D But real talk, stay away from those dating sites. Who knows what kind of people lurk those places?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:34

#35 I found my boyfriend on a dating site. There are normal people on there too.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:44

Yes. I completely agree. But on the other hand, there are just some people you do not want to meet. :S

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:49

#39 Then you don't have to meet the "weird" ones if you don't want to. :P I got messages from weird guys a lot, but I wasn't obligated to answer them or anything.

charlotte69er 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:42

Ummm...ur that desperate OP ?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:43

Dating websites aren't necessarily "desperate."

haycassidy 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:20

Coming from the girl who posted her phone number on her FML profile...

Ruffclue 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:17

putting her number on fml isnt necessarily "Desperate"

appletree420 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:35

but it's definitely what some people would call outgoing.

G0odgrief 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:30

putting her number may not be desperate but it is stupid as hell.

muffinXmonster 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:45

He's good... Run for your life

ncktyu 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:57

What are the odds huh

starwind3438 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:23

I got a feeling, somebody's watching me.

katiekatlovesu 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:42

I use dating sites just to know what kind of messages I will receive though I don't reply :] It's quite entertaining.

K4ytlyn 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:43

Serves you right for using dating sites! Go out on and meet someone in person!

fsamslife92 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:04

"I joined a dating site." YDI

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