Lonely, Stalker, Awkward and Love: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By thammer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Green Bay

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended was the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

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mwrc8man94 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:53

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

akallaan 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:53

Maybe it is meant to be?

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ManicGypsy 22

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:20

Stalkers need love too. LOL!

RageKill 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:45

I wonder if he's reading this.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:18

Why are you even joining a dating site? Just join Facebook.

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 28 March 2012 10:02

What help would Facebook do? Facebook is a place to talk with friends over the Internet, not a dating site to get you hooked up. -_-

iiFrench_Fries 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:42

Get out and live life. Get a job, Go for a run, help a charity, cut your grass, save money, volunteer in fundrasiers. do something. have you ever seen the do something commericals? Leave dating sites and find a girl. I believe in you man! Can i hear an AMEN? .... Thank you ever much. Do Something.

PBAstar924 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:02

Maybe you'd be better off meeting people outside of dating websites. Then you would be far less likely to deal with your stalker.

amayranii 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:08

well that sucks:/

asianbananas 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:55

that's really scary . . . o:

novalaise 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:57

Its meant to be

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:29

Wow I never knew someone who knew how to stalk through dating sites too. I would check for cameras in your room.

FatTony2010 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:46

There is only one way out, kill him or the Internet!

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