We meet again

By thammer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Green Bay

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended was the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML
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Top comments

mwrc8man94 1

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

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Comments

ripresno 10

Only one thing to say now ," Well, ****".

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gamercanadian 11

So he already knew she was going to use the site, and made an account. Damn he is a good stalker.

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aruam365 24

Isn't there an option to block someone on those sites? If he is local and starts stalking in person, call the cops!

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Birdie_Sage 0

It isn't thaaaat bad! Do not discourage her!! Go meet him in person, and see what he is like! If all else fails... Call the cops for a restraining order or... Something else if it gets worse of course.

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GimmeFive 10

How's it bad? He's #1 in the stalking game

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murdersquirrel 15

Easier said than done, my friend. I kept meeting guys too many years younger than I am so I joined a dating site and met the man I've been with for 2+ years. And I'm sorry, but bars just aren't a good place to meet men.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Blind date or an arranged marriage! Love will come later when you have kids!

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ALpein 0

I feel like everything you said becomes void once I see your picture

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Branflakes78 13

and this coming from a guy with a confederate flag!! stfu loser

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appletree420 1

Bars actually aren't a good place to meet women for that matter.

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CoreyC07 10

Who says you need to meet people at bars? There's opportunities everywhere you go

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ShyAnn29 14

My grandparents met on a blind date, they were married for 50 years!

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VictoriaSchultz 8

He could be a 68 year old pedo that wanks off to Dora for all she knows..

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omgcookeys 15

Why not boots? Everyone likes monkeys!!

4 1
TwitchingNebula 17

This is why you're supposed to lie on these things...

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mwrc8man94 1

So since your best match has been a stalker, not once but twice, on two different dating sites, deductive reasoning leads me to believe that you are a weirdo as well.

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SkoomaKi 27

The stalker would probably know OP so well that he put his information to match hers - smart stalker

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markrs 0

:D It's obvious that you two are SOULMATESSSS!

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Doxy 22

That's what he keeps trying to tell her! But her stubbornness is getting in the way of their true lurve.

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Estapc 3

I know what you did last summer......

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lrgenesis 19

Wow huge feeling of deja vu right now. Anyways maybe it's trying to tell you something! Give it a shot see where it goes.

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Michael_92 20

I think it's a sign. You are meant to be.

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Spectre529 12

That's really creepy.... But I suggest making new friends and getting to know people in person. If you do meet someone that way, you have better chances of it working

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desireev 17

That defeats the whole purpose of a dating site. People use dating sites for many different reasons... And they all revolve around the fact that they can't just meet people.

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Clozzie 0

There is more chance of someone to go missing if they use a dating site rather than the real world.

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