We need a break

By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

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Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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SleepingSkulls 0

This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

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imsosleepy 9

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?

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Daddymo 14

She's still a person.

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helenne10 0

maybe it's because she found out she had a STD or worse... consider it your lucky break.

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shhhitsasecret 0

why would you date a hooker????

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ladybugobgyn 0

perhaps you meant whining? and always? you don't need to pay for a hooker, try a tutor!

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JNor99 0

when you can't even pay for a relationship with a *****, game over dude.

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Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

Try a girlfriend. It's cheaper(; besides if you're gonna get dumped by a hooker you might as well get dumped by your actual girlfriend… just an idea:)

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deezey 0

did her next text say "o by the way i have aids....sorry"

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Pocahontas22_fml 0

your English is not that bad.. ignore them

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brt3420 13

man how lonley mus you be to have a hooker on speed dial? likefuck dude gettin your dick wet is easy shit

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