Health, Relatable and Awkward: We're sorry - FML

We're sorry

By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 225

You deserved it 3 784

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Top comments

XPetrova 10

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:01

People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:02

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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Almendarez 8

Friday 7 December 2012 5:59

So, where's the picture?

jayisabeast 1

Friday 7 December 2012 6:37

Conceited much?

Kirito_SAO 9

Monday 14 January 2013 8:11

This FML taught me an important lesson: NEVER read FML while pointing your phone at a girl's ****... She will not be happy...

needsagf14 12

Monday 15 April 2013 5:24

Finally!! An FML about FML!!!!!!!

shadwolf99 2

Monday 7 October 2013 15:25

If a girl slaps you for no reason or without good reason, you have the right to munch her back in self defense and press assault and battery charges.

m4green 3

Sunday 5 January 2014 9:47

She probably had tiny boobs

SailorSolaris 43

Friday 24 January 2014 20:14

Introduce her to FML!!

cinnamininini 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:38

Ironic

fantasyworld 37

Friday 19 December 2014 23:52

The irony.

cassiebucaro99 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:17

Happens all the time... I mean my mom thinks I have a boyfriend that makes me smile..,, I'm single, and it's the fmls.

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Today, I noticed I spend most of my day translating French, German, and other languages for my boss, as he talks to people overseas. As his assistant I make crap money. If I were promoted to a Translator I’d make a lot more. He won’t promote me. In fact he threatened to fire me if I asked again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 113

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 751

You deserved it 21 324

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Today, I got home horny as all ready to jump my husband, until I saw him asleep in his armchair with his gut hanging out his belt, his dinner down his vest, no pants on, and scratching his balls in his sleep. I’m no longer horny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 371

You deserved it 364

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 140

You deserved it 9 034

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I get along with her mother just fine. Apparently, it’s not natural for a son-in-law and mother-in-law to get along this well, we should hate each other on principle, so liking each other just fine is somehow majorly suspicious and she can’t trust me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 461

You deserved it 121

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 476

You deserved it 28 384

Sick gains, bruh.

I agree, your life sucks 233

You deserved it 83

Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 397

You deserved it 5 690