We're sorry

By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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Top comments

XPetrova 10

People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

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MsSoulReaper 27

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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toalysium 15

FYL. Should've called the cops.

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CrazyManNo9 29

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linnie_wesker 20

FYL. She's probably one of those girls that dresses like a ***** and then gets offended when people stare at her. I don't understand why girls think they can have their ****/ass hanging out and expect that no one will look.

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UspeedySoB 3

Quick thinking on the cover story... how did the pic turn out?

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killer6969 16

What FML were you reading OP

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callixto_fml 3

I read fml while in line at the bank. I feel ur pain.

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False_Stupidity 41

Get her details and report it to the police.

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Szaszaspasz 26

You should have told her: "Ha! You wish; why would I take a picture of what looks like tennis balls inside a pair of nylons?"

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californianking1 8

You should've just said '...you wish i was looking there!'

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