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By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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Top comments

XPetrova 10

People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

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MsSoulReaper 27

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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Comments

MKProcks 13

That's called magic of FML :) you just experienced it.

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jekyllf 13

That's why I always use my finger to cover the camera lens when I'm reading/using it at an angle that it looks like I might be taking a picture. Especially so in places like doctors offices where people are expecting a certain level of privacy.

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dman28401 4

lol, dude that just sucks...

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Carpy 8

I seriously doubt this person was randomly slapped. It's an exaggerated story by a teenager made to sound better & make it to the front page for attention. With all the lawsuits & whatnot, people don't just get up & slap someone in a public place.

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bugmenotmofo 34

You seriously underestimate people.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Since you clearly know everything about everything, can you tell me how I can get Andrew Garfield to go out with me?

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xGolfWangx 5

Here in good old california they do. They really dnt care and will slap you. Trust

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seamus87 4

Hit back op. My chivalry extends only to not initiating violence towards women. Im all for equality, so if I ever got hit by a woman, I'll be damned if I didn't hit back. No different to a bloke slapping ya

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dunebro 15

So, were they worth it taking a picture of them? Like, did you even notice them? Or was the girl just so full of herself?

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jarrettd 27

An FML on an FML you've destroyed reasonable thought.

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