We're sorry

By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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XPetrova 10

People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

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MsSoulReaper 27

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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mmcrae97 9

That's when you grab her by the throat...

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pradip 26

OP, you should be sitting in a ophthalmologist office, fix your eyes. That's a weird angle for looking at your mobile.

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HOB0HUNTER 2

#101-How is looking straight at your phone a "weird angle"?!

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

This makes me mad. I am a girl, but I hate those girls who just assume all guys are looking at their boobs. Seriously, you aren't that hot.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

That girl has one hell of an ego. How much do you want to bet that she would have been really disappointed if she knew the truth? It's a bit like certain guys assuming all gay guys want them and act all disgusted and outraged... but when they find out the truth they're like: "Wait... what...? You don't fancy me? What's wrong with me?"

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maccapacca 10

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you got to second base.

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gman90210 18

Smack her back for staring at you in the first place

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nunu76 4

now that is a hilarious FML

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iiPluuu 7

Maybe you'll end up marrying her one day? Like in those movies.

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BusinessTurtle 8

Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be one of those horror movies.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Or Love Hina, where the "heroine" violently assaults her boyfriend every time he annoys her in some way.

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