Weeks?

By not getting any - 31/03/2020 08:00

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Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML
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Great_Grizz 7

You can get condoms anywhere. Grocery stores are still open. Gas stations are still open. This is the dumbest FML I’ve seen in a while

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Michael Sawyer 11

Two words.... GAS STATIONS. They do sell condoms at them.

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Johnny5 16

Umm grocery store, drug store, gas station, target, liquor store (probably)... but congrats on all the sex?

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Emily Stryszko 3

condoms are seen ass essential. just go buy some more.

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jbuckets_404 38

That's true. Wearing one when putting it up the *ss just might be recommended in your situ....

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diraven 15

Wait until you get married then you'll be lucky if you have sex every two weeks.

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rockincheer 4

You can still go buy condoms and if you don’t want to leave...you can order online.

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demix_fml 32

Just get some with your weekly shop, you are aloud to go shopping once a week, so just hold off until then. Simple.

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DanielleinDC 33

You should be able to get condoms at a grocery store or drug store when you're grabbing other essentials. You can also order online.

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Nhayaa 21

So go get some FFS. *facepalm* This virus will kill the faith in humankind I have left.

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jbuckets_404 38

Faith in humankind per what? That's there way too many dumb*sses out there all-ready! ;-)

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Julia LaMarca 6

Really? People are dying, and you’re worried that you can’t control yourself enough during quarantine? Like, THIS is what you’re worried about? If you’re this afraid of becoming pregnant, yet living with a partner and clearly worried you’re not responsible enough to NOT have sex, wtf are you even doing? Sorry not sorry, take some personal accountability, you and your boyfriend are fully responsible for your actions and the potential life you create. Being a nympho isn’t an excuse. I find it laughable that there are this many adults who exist in the world who act as if they have zero willpower while simultaneously acting as if things that happen to them are just bad things in life that just happen rather than the consequences to their actions and choices. I literally created the account just to be able to tell you that after browsing this site for hours for laughs, this is undoubtedly the most pathetic “fml” here, I don’t even know how this got posted. Oh woe is me for I cannot keep my legs closed amidst a global pandemic and I’m allergic to all forms of contraceptive, I know people are dying but what am I suppose to do without the magical IUD preventing my from getting pregnant and having to deal with consequences?! Translation: nobody cares!!!! In 9 months I bet you’ll be first in line down at the wic office. I’ll meet you there if you’d like someone to accompany you with the music of the world smallest violin.

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JuliaKay14 33

Grocery stores are still open. Go buy condoms

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