Weeks?

By not getting any - 31/03/2020 08:00

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Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML
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Great_Grizz 7

You can get condoms anywhere. Grocery stores are still open. Gas stations are still open. This is the dumbest FML I’ve seen in a while

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Michael Sawyer 11

Two words.... GAS STATIONS. They do sell condoms at them.

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Abby Whitaker 8

At least your getting laid! I’m single in this quarantine and who knows when it will let up so just be happy you are getting something. Also pharmacies and grocery stores sell condoms idiot

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clair_brodie 35

Yeah sorry nope. You can still go to grocery stores and guess what they sell there.

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Miss Independent 4

I think OP’s main issue here is that they can’t just run down to the servo, pharmacy or supermarket because they’re in Quarantine! This means they CANT leave their house for 14 days AT ALL!! Which sucks arse big time!

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misswilwarin96 11

Buy some more condoms. Order them online if you have to. It's not like you're not allowed to leave your house AT ALL.

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KingAdrock 16

Even if you magically couldn't get condoms, (which are available at a variety of "essential" stores) you do realize that sex can involve things other than putting the P in the V? You won't get pregnant from a *******.

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