awww so are you fat?

I think the op is going to end up gaining 50 pounds making up for a lifetime of chocolate

Wtf,thats so mean lol. And its not like there arent other ways to get fat. Must have been sucky growing up with all the other kids eating chocolate,while OP was "allergic".

I don't like chocolate. You'll live.

ouch, that hurts. well, at least now you can try it and see what all the buzz is about(:

Well, chocolate is gross anyways. :)

But this way no one else could buy her chocolate... There are so many occasions where parents can't control what kids eat.. birthday parties etc, this way she would never eat it. Terrible way to teach their kid though.

Typical of lazy parents. Lying and manipulating is easier than actually teaching. Why do the hard work when you can just lie and be done with it? Kids are stupid, right? You can tell them anything and they'll swallow it. Problem is, eventually the lies are uncovered and the kids realize they cannot trust their own parents. Then, on the occasion when the parents actually DO have the children's best interest at heart and are not just trying to lie and manipulate their way out of it, the kids disregard them and the parents wonder why the kids are taking everyone's advice except theirs. Parents like this think they are clever and "outsmarting" other parents who do the actual work but of course it all comes out in the wash. A parenting version of the little boy who cried wolf.

I wish my parents told me that…

... I think I might do that when I have kids...