Allergies and Miscellaneous: Weird parenting

that's evil! nobody should be denied the deliciousness of chocolate, especially with such wicked lies! hahaha especially when there's much worse shit out there that can make you fat

TerrorDollie 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 17:11

Did it work??? If it did that's radd.

Blaze0497 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 17:20

love your parents lol

bassdredd 2

Thursday 25 November 2010 17:23

um, that's a criminal offense one the part of your parents.

Kaneila0517 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 17:43

I eat chocolate and I mean a lot I'm not fat at all. chocolate alone doesn't make everybody fat

myschyveus 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 17:43

it's only bad if u're fat now anyway. otherwise be grateful your parents care about you. you should see the REAL parental fmls

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

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Well. I must admit when I first received today's illustration, seeing the massive pliers pop out kind of freaked me out. Then I reached the last panel and I'm not sure if it's out of anxiety relief or what, but I laughed so hard I might have choked a...

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Today, when I went over a bump, I was assaulted by a badly-fitted bicycle seat. I've been walking like John Wayne all afternoon. FML

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Today, while I was at a restaurant, my drink had a straw that made a very obnoxious sound whenever I drank from it. Everyone near me was giving disapproving looks. I wasn't doing it on purpose, but they weren't buying it. Even after I got a new straw that didn't make an annoying sound, they still didn't believe me. FML

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Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

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Today, I just turned 40 and have gone teetotal, had no birthday party due to having burned all my bridges with friends and the community in my 20s, and now me and my cat are both scratching non-stop because my apartment seems to have an infestation of dust mites. FML

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Today, I was given a building key that students aren't supposed to have because they'll lose it. I told my coach I wouldn't lose the key. The same key disappeared not even 20 minutes later without a trace. I still can't find it, and it's been an hour. FML

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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