Weird parenting
By wow - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By wow - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
hahaha ah poor you, i can't even imagine a life without chocolate :)
HE ISN'T?!
Oh noes! D: 20, now look what you've done! :/
ur parents are harshhhh
Yeah, OP, FYL. It's a lazy-ass move that's easier for your parents than actually providing good, healthy food and instilling healthy habits in you from a young age. There are a ton of other things that could make you fat; their plan was flawed and douchebag-y.
FYI, I knew Santa wasn't real, the toothfairy doesn't exist and that there are no angels when I was 5. I'm glad I did because I grew up without any impractical expectations. . .it's OK love you'll live, I didn't have chocolate until I was 12! And this is not an FML, you should be grateful you didn't turn out fat!
id do that to my child
exactly! omg a childhood w/o chocolate?! what was halloween like for you?! #poorthing
Does the diet dr.pepper guy exist?? ;0
So what? Chocolate tastes like shi- No. I've never tasted shit so I can't and wont compare like a retard. Chocolate tastes really really bad anyway, I have no idea why some people are obsessed with it. YDI for thinking not eating chocolate is an FML. You totally need to go on MLIG and say: "My parents were awesome and didn't make me eat chocolate as a kid."
what type of chocolate have you been eating??? it's amazing, ever try a Godiva milk chocolate bar??
I'm not the type that turns away food for stupid reasons such as the look. I've tried plenty of chocolates and they all taste crap.
Look at all the chocolate loving fatties above. I don't like chocolate that much. I am healthy and fit :D
pfft fatties
Liking chocolate does not mean you will be fat. I LOVE chocolate, I just have to use something called self control, and only eat it in moderation. FYL for having parents that were too lazy to teach you that.
If you're American #79 then I can fully understand why you think chocolate tastes disgusting. You really are sold short over there on that front. Try some belgium chocolate (or swiss) and just eat a tiny bit. Really smooth and delicious
Damn they're smart LMFAO
agreed
....*thinks about it*.... That's actually genuis. I might do that when I get kids.
lmao @ "get kids" are you planning on stealing some kids? lol
I'm up for stealing some kids! ;D
stealing kids, and then telling them they're allergic to chocolate, eh? ...Genius?
You can have my neighbors kid, she's always crying.
at leased ur not fat...
At least your picture's not fake. :O
Oh damn. 27 is kinda feisty.
62, I was making a joke. >_>
heheh I don't mind...
ur just jealous lol
Nice one! But one question... Are you fat? Or slightly overweight? If you are, you should thank them.
Well no, because if OP is overweight, all that says is that the parents had a stupid plan that didn't even work.
Good parents would've committed to the lie. Find out what the kid is actually allergic to and put some in a batch. No allergies? Lace the candy with itching powder or hot sauce. Inject the kid with an EpiPen.
don't forget the laxitives....
All for every idea but stabbing the kid with an EpiPen. Giving someone an EpiPen injection when they’re not having an allergic reaction can kill then. Might be a touch too far to prove a faux point.
that is one of the smartest parenting moves I have ever heard
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....*thinks about it*.... That's actually genuis. I might do that when I get kids.
hahaha ah poor you, i can't even imagine a life without chocolate :)