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By you're just creepy. - 11/12/2012 08:39 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 752

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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You deserved it 29 688

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 485

You deserved it 9 655

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 573

You deserved it 322

By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 156

You deserved it 18 364

By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 052

You deserved it 80 373

By dangerZone - 27/02/2013 16:43 - United States - Statesboro

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

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You deserved it 5 732

By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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You deserved it 2 155

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By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 484

You deserved it 191

By mylifereallysuks - 08/11/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 837

You deserved it 62 113

By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 439

You deserved it 9 947

datgamerchick 14

Tuesday 11 December 2012 16:06

This is what happens when you try to be nice to people. Tsk, tsk.

ahinners 11

Tuesday 11 December 2012 16:06

Someone needs a restraining orderrrrrr!

Comments

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:11

Just be honest to him, that he creeps you out. If you were to do that in a public place, i.e school I don't think he'll do much harm. Personally I think people just need to be honest to each other. Because not doing anything won't make this problem dissapear and a restraining order seems like overreacting to me.

Mopmob02 18

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:22

Looks like we have a level 10 clinger; I haven't seen a case like this in years. Alright we will need to start emergency procedures, OP take a seat... We have a lot of work to do.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:25

What a creeper? Are there no normal human beings in existence any more?

SixxAM_fml 9

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:26

he must be really ugly if he's fallen in love that easily

Zomg_Okay 26

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:35

So you've never had a crush, fallen for somebody really quickly, or anything along those lines, I take it?

panda_lou 11

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:32

Exactly how nice were you? I would simply explain that you are just wanting to be friends. If he can't handle it then that's his ish. I would def. think twice about a restraining order though. That's traumatizing to both parties when it may not even be necessary.

TallMist 32

Sunday 16 December 2012 22:53

#63 is right. Besides, even if there IS a restraining order in place here, that in no way stops him from messaging her. And before you say she could just block the guy or deny friend requests or something like that, what if the messages are on facebook and the two have a common friend or two? He'll be able to message her still. There's always a way around blocked and ignored messages. A restraining order won't help OP get away.

panda_lou 11

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:43

Back in my day you just got a girls parents to like you so that they'd guilt trip her in to going on at least one date with you. Then you bang em, get em pregnant, and then let the crushing shame and guilt from society force them in to marriage. Muahaha. Lot less work involved than stalking, and they'll make you sammiches.