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By pixie_pix13 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
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Nimesh Priyodit 11

In office, you should be professional. How difficult is it to grasp?

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Nimesh Priyodit 11

In office, you should be professional. How difficult is it to grasp?

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pixie_pix13 16

actually not an office its a restaurant that I work at

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Even more so since there are customers around!

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weazle 13

Wasn’t this posted not too long ago?

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pixie_pix13 16

If it wasn't it wasn't by me and this actually happened when I got back from a week stay in jail

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Wow, you’re really not making it easy to empathize with. Jail..disappear from work for a week..make stupid comments as soon as you get back to work..I mean really, might want to evaluate yourself a bit here.

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mccuish 25

Your boss has no sense of humour. I did this same thing after being gone for a week. My boss was like “damn you’re back from vacation”

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JasonThorn 20

Know your audience...ESPECIALLY where they are.

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J15237 25

Even though you got in trouble I have to say I love your style. I would do something like that too. Just suck up the consequences and enjoy the moment.

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pixie_pix13 16

I did cause I got out of jail at 7am that morning and went and worked from 4pm till 8am the next day so I enjoyed it a lot... never realized how many people missed me and appreciated me and all the things I do there till I left for a week

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If you had said "Daddy's back, you bitches!", your boss would have recognized the GTA reference, and given you a raise. There's a secret to everything in life, if you look hard enough.

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ojosRojos 28

Maybe don’t do that when there could be potential customers around?

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Máté Tarjányi 3

If you work somewhere where you can't even joke around, consider a change of scenery, my dude.

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RainbowPandaChan 9

If you were in the back with no customers, then your boss was just on a power trip

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